Chapter 106: No Wind

“How do I eat you? Hehehehe~” Bufeng laughed, his limbs trembling wildly. “This is the first time I’ve heard such an interesting question. Of course, I’ll eat you the same way you eat food~”

“Is that so? Sister, come quickly! Eat me gently...” Baimu spread his arms wide, a smile playing at the corners of his mouth, showing no intention of resisting.

“Hurry up! Hurry up!” Afei clapped excitedly.

“You’re truly at the prime of life—such thick, beautiful hair. It’s a shame to devour you all at once,” Bufeng said, licking his lips as he slowly approached Baimu. He caressed Baimu’s pale cheek, ran his fingers through the black hair, and gently lifted Baimu’s chin.

Hmph, men are always the same, no matter their age. The moment they meet a beautiful woman, they obediently hand over their collars without hesitation.

Bufeng gently wrapped both hands around the back of Baimu’s head, flicked out his tongue to lick his cheek, and exhaled softly near his ear: “Little brother~ I’m coming~”

Oh, this feeling... I’d gladly die for it!

Their lips slowly drew closer, meeting softly...

“Hurry up! Hurry up!!” Afei looked around but couldn’t find a bed, so he resigned himself to becoming one.

Secret Technique? Corpse Demon’s Kiss

Baimu felt a powerful soul pull, chakra surging along his meridians toward his mouth, flowing endlessly into Bufeng’s mouth. Yet, his body was completely stiff and immobile.

“Ah, I knew nothing good came so easily. This fairy’s kiss... tastes quite nice. Just a little longer...” Bufeng murmured.

“Such abundant, sweet chakra... Hmm, should I feast now or save it for later?” Bufeng hesitated, then surprisingly released his mouth. A strand of azure chakra stretched between their lips.

“Is it over? Then it’s my turn...”

“Soul Drain” activated!

Baimu’s eyes snapped open; a ghostly green chakra chain hooked onto Bufeng’s chakra, pulling it back into himself.

If Bufeng’s corpse demon kiss was like sipping bubble tea through a straw, Baimu’s soul drain was a powerful water pump drawing water!

Bufeng’s eyes widened in disbelief. His chakra, like a small boat against the current, was relentlessly pulled away by Baimu. Not only was the chakra he’d just absorbed taken back, but his own chakra was being drawn out, shaking his very soul!

Bufeng hastily slapped Baimu’s hand away. Although soul drain’s pulling force was strong, it lacked control.

“Sis, what are you thinking? Didn’t you just say you wanted to eat me? Mwah~” Baimu grinned devilishly, blowing a heart-shaped kiss at Bufeng.

“Enchantment Kiss”

“Ah~~~” Bufeng’s face flushed with passion as if struck by a tiny heart, body trembling as he collapsed into Baimu’s embrace.

Baimu bent down to press him further; soul drain continued relentlessly, pulling chakra into his mouth. Bufeng offered no resistance, even wrapping his arms around Baimu’s neck.

“Kid... Mom has a question...” Afei finally couldn’t hold back.

“Hm?” Baimu opened his eyes...

Suddenly, he saw Bufeng in his arms. The once-beautiful face was mottled and peeling like a decaying clay doll, making Baimu’s legs weaken.

“Good heavens! What the hell is this thing! Ugh...” Baimu kicked Bufeng away several meters, gagging repeatedly.

The saliva he spat out resembled muddy water!

Damn it, Bufeng is a clay doll!?

He’d seen silicone dolls, inflatable ones—even pillows—but was Baimu the first to play with a clay doll?

“Damn it! Ahhh! My beauty! My youth! I’ll kill you!” Bufeng clawed desperately at his melting clay-like face, unable to rebuild it no matter how he tried. His skin sagged like a ninety-year-old crone’s.

“I’m the one who should kill you! How old are you, old hag? My first kisses, collected over two lifetimes... Ugh... I tried to take advantage, but instead, I got taken advantage of... Disgusting!” Baimu spat out another glob of mud.

“Go to hell! Go to hell! Scumbag, filthy man! I’ll suck every marrow from your bones!” Bufeng covered his face and ran to a nearby rock face. A kick shattered the mud-camouflaged entrance, revealing a hidden cave.

Inside the not-so-large cavern, withered corpses lay scattered—most wore the Leaf Village headbands, but there were many from the Sand Village too. Bufeng preyed not only on enemies but also on his own people.

In a corner, a bound Sand Village ninja still lived but looked unappealing, discarded as backup food.

This valley where Baimu had landed was Bufeng’s dining table!

“Lady Bufeng... I’m willing to offer myself to you. Please enjoy my body...” An old Sand Village admirer smiled with adoration, puckering his lips for a kiss. Even in death, a kiss from Bufeng was fulfillment.

“Ugly freak, dream on!” Bufeng grabbed a Sand Village ninja, tore open a major artery in his neck, and greedily sucked the scarlet blood, replenishing her lost chakra.

“I’ll try to come back handsomer next life to seek Lady Bufeng again...” The old admirer died smiling after his last lick.

“Ugly people have foul blood,” Bufeng spat blood and saliva, the chakra she absorbed restoring her youthful beauty. A fresh flush of red on her lips made her all the more enchanting.

“I usually don’t hit women, but today you’re the exception!” Baimu lay on the ground doing sit-ups, muscles bulging continuously.

“How did they suddenly start fighting...” Afei was utterly disappointed.

“Hmph, stinky little brother, just for that touch that made me flutter earlier, I’ll give you one last chance: kneel like a dog, suck my toes, and wear the collar as my lowly servant, and I’ll spare your life.” Bufeng, her beauty restored, brimmed with confidence once more.

“Oh? Is that so? Heartbeat, is that what you mean? Mmm~” Baimu’s face blossomed like a flower, blowing another heart at Bufeng with full flirtation.

“Ah~ That’s the feeling~ It’s love~” Bufeng approached, her eyes clouded with passion.

“Don’t think a centuries-old crone can pick this lovely flower! Take a good look in the mirror!” Baimu slammed a fierce punch into Bufeng’s abdomen.

“Cry out in pain, woman!”

“Charged Strike - Thunder”

Boom! Crushing the flower with a fiery blow!

Bufeng’s lower body lifted off the ground, the explosive force detonating on her belly. If she were an ordinary person, her intestines would have exploded into a mess.

“Scream in agony, woman!”

An iron fist wrapped in chains struck Bufeng’s abdomen again, arching her back painfully.

“Beg for mercy, woman!”

Baimu grabbed Bufeng’s hair and slammed her head against his knee, nearly cracking her skull.

“Die at last!!!”

“Cradling Kill!!!”

Baimu grabbed Bufeng’s body, pinning her limbs, and slammed her in an unorthodox wrestling move against a nearby rock wall.

Boom!

Though untrained in formal wrestling, his sheer strength shattered Bufeng’s body, leaving her limp.

“The Strongman! The Strongman! The crowd cheers!”

“Your action has pleased Seteth, who grants you a new skill.”

“Breath-taking (Cradling Kill): Using grappling skills to seize an enemy, hoist them aloft in a spiral, then smash them down hard, causing massive damage (extra damage to females).”