Chapter Seventy-Nine: The Eighteen Bronze Men Formation

Since I allied myself with Fuxiao, the thrifty leader, my life as a bearded priest has undergone a fundamental transformation. Whenever funds ran low, the boss would casually toss three to five gold coins—an enormous sum for me as a humble cleric. When the missions grew arduous, the leader wielded his blades with unstoppable force, cutting down level thirty-plus boss monsters to the brink of death before allowing me the symbolic honor of delivering the final blow. When my gear became obsolete, he’d casually toss out two pieces from his backpack—superior, rare equipment beyond my wildest dreams. Of course, to those of us approaching level fifty, these were still considered inferior gear—awkward, unsellable, yet too precious to discard. All this made me sincerely grateful: I had chosen the right leader and traveled the world’s ends with him; I followed the right leader, changing into new equipment every day!

Yet, someone as foolish as I am is truly a rarity among adventurers. Whether in mastering skills or completing tasks, Fuxiao had to teach me the basics of adventuring more than a dozen times before I could grasp even the slightest understanding. This often drove our human swordsman comrade to fits of frustration, cursing out: “How old are you this year? Have you finished elementary school? How can you be so dense?”

Despite the scolding, Fuxiao persevered in guiding this slow-witted novice.

I always wondered why Fuxiao was so devoted to nurturing such a useless sycophant. He answered with a sly grin: “Last time he mentioned we live in the same city. All this junk gear isn’t worth twenty gold coins even if sold. But if I give it to this newbie, heh heh… slurp…” The white-clad swordsman eagerly rubbed his hands together and swallowed hard. “He promised that once he changes class, he’ll take me to a five-star hotel to feast on Australian lobster.”

Though I couldn’t fully grasp the deeper meaning in Fuxiao’s words, one thing was clear: Fuxiao skillfully used these ill-fitting, low-grade novice items to take great advantage of the clueless priest, who, deceived, remained infinitely grateful.

Thus, under Fuxiao’s careful escort, I—your father—leapt from level thirty-one to thirty-five in less than ten days, crossing the threshold for class advancement. For those with normal intellect, such a pace is nothing special; but for a human priest who took two weeks just to reach level thirty-one, this was nothing short of miraculous. It’s no wonder he was endlessly thankful to the boss who had looked after him.

Typically, Devout Followers are the preferred choice for most priests’ class advancement. As an advanced priest class, Devout Followers are warmly welcomed in any adventuring party. They heal allies more swiftly than priests, wield various magic to enhance attributes, and can even revive fallen comrades, sparing them the awkwardness of long corpse runs. Though their magic attack power falls far short of equal-level mages or warlocks, their supportive abilities more than compensate—especially against undead foes, where their holy magic provides tremendous advantages.

However, the spark of faith within me was not content to merely burn quietly in my soul. It longed to express devotion to the gods in a fiercer, more passionate way. Thus, I did not choose the Devout path but instead embraced a harsher, more demanding route—a religious warrior who guards the divine seat with his very body: the Monk.

Though rare, among the many followers of the Supreme God Darimos, some hold an extreme, nearly incomprehensible interpretation of his teachings. They believe faith demands self-mortification and self-torment—not using those words themselves but rather calling it “the Trial.”

These “Trials” include bizarre, unwritten rites: sitting for days beneath a mighty waterfall enduring its crushing force; running under the blazing sun until heatstroke; banging one’s head against a wall five hundred times daily; plunging fingers into scalding iron sand, and so forth. These foolish rites do trigger certain desired outcomes—one being that those who survive are invariably robust men with physiques far superior to ordinary folk.

These zealots attribute their physical transformation to divine favor—a gift of godly power granted in recognition of their Trials. Yet any sensible person can see the flawed logic: only those already strong enough survive such suicidal ordeals; the rest perish long before completion.

Regardless, as more survivors emerged from these fanatical rites, a new sect developed—those known as Monks. Obsessed with their faith, Monks believe the Supreme God’s protection is the greatest defense, thus refusing to wear any metal armor. They also firmly trust in the invincible “holy and righteous fists” granted by the god and insist on fighting only with their bare fists or specialized gloves, rejecting all other weapons.

Their bodies, forged through inhuman hardship, combined with divine magic earned through devout faith, have endowed Monks with unique combat skills—primarily various auras. These auras, unaffected by magic or time limits, envelop the Monk continually once activated, providing different defensive effects.

One such aura perfectly illustrates the Monks’ mental state: “Holy Light Reflection.” When this divine aura surrounds a Monk, it absorbs a portion of incoming melee physical damage and reflects it multiplied back onto the attacker. Imagine the self-destructive nature of such a skill: the twisted Monks eagerly wish to endure more blows to deal greater harm to their foes, suffering yet perversely relishing the pain as retribution. Through this, they faithfully enact the Supreme God’s teaching: “If someone strikes your left cheek, offer the right to him as well.” Such suicidal tactics are a form of inhumane terrorism to any outside observer.

In sum, Monks are a sect of fanatical religious zealots with extraordinarily developed limbs and a penchant for obsession. They believe themselves divinely protected—though to normal folks like us, they seem more like fools duped by the gods.

Given that I have endured battles with tens of thousands of wild boars and wolfdogs using only basic offensive magic, never breaking in spirit, and have steadfastly risen to the rank of “Resilient Hero,” the Monk class suits me perfectly.

The Monk’s class advancement quest was not as daunting as one might expect. Fuxiao and I escorted the aspiring Monk—myself—to a place called the Great Cathedral of Shaoshi Mountain. Once a sacred site of Monk training and trials, it had since been occupied by a horde of red-eyed trolls from the Withered Lands.

We fought our way in and found a narrow, confined chamber in the cathedral’s rear courtyard. The moment I stepped inside, eighteen brass-colored magical golems surrounded me, fists raised. According to the mission’s instructions, I had to single-handedly break through this deadly eighteen-bronze-man magic formation, reach the chamber’s far end, and brand a magical imprint onto the inside of my forearm with a heated copper pillar to pass the trial.

These brass golems seemed to possess a unique magical identification ability, targeting only me—the trial participant—while ignoring Fuxiao and myself. We wanted to join the fight, to aid our poor aspiring Monk, but the chamber’s magical barriers forbade outsiders from approaching the fray. We could only watch helplessly as I struggled.

There is a noble feeling called “compassion”—when you witness the weak being tormented, your heart softens, and you hold back from cruelty. At that moment, my heart was filled with such overwhelming compassion, as if I had poured out all the mercy I had ever accumulated in my life.

Sadly, you cannot expect these eighteen brass golems to comprehend the meaning of “compassion.” They excel at inflicting suffering but wield no weapons other than their heavy metal fists—devastating weapons in themselves. Each crushing blow on my face rang out like bursting popcorn, making my teeth ache just from hearing the sound.

When thirty-six thick metal cylinders pounded your face like pile drivers, flattening your nose nearly level with your lips, you might think yourself the unluckiest person alive. Take comfort, however—there is at least one even more unfortunate soul: me, struggling through this class advancement trial.

Despite my efforts to counterattack, I quickly despaired upon discovering the golems were completely immune to my holy magic—no matter how feeble the damage, none penetrated their defenses. Without divine protection, I was little better than a bearded human punching bag. The only difference was that I emitted agonizing wails whenever struck.

Under the onslaught of the eighteen brass fists, I was battered and bloodied, a gruesome spectacle that pushed Fuxiao and me to the limits of our sympathy. My blood boiled, muscles tensed, and my heart ached deeply witnessing my comrade’s stubborn fight fueled by faith. I could no longer bear to watch him endure such brutality.

So… we both turned away.

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